Rhett: A hypersmart, philosophical literary badass who's met Brian Poole. Rhett never goes anywhere without his jade katana, engraved upon which is the Nietzsche quote "THE ABYSS GAZES". With an intimate knowledge of every indie band in existence and the 160-GB iPod to back it up, Rhett is the driving force of the group. Ergo, he's the only one with a car.
Sam: A 1337 hax0r with a cold, calculating mind, Sam can and will deliver a blunt force logic blow to anyone's psyche hard enough to shatter their very foundation. Rumors of his true skills are only heard through whispers in back alleys, messages along the proverbial grapevine; he is a legend, a phantom, and h̵e ̵͝i͟s̶ ͡c̷̡͘ò̕͏m̕i҉ng̕͏̵.̨̀͜
Caskey: A charismatic, womanizing journeyman, Caskey knows the ins, outs, and abandoned houses of Lawrenceville. Famous for riding his bike to Stone Mountain, Caskey can go for months on eating and exercising binges, yet his skinniness has led some to suspect family ties with Slenderman. Caskey has refused to comment on this speculation.